[COLOR royalblue][I]Never married former Marine. Like independent women that know what they want and how to get it.Want someone to make me laugh and enjoy something other than work. Not looking to get married in the next 15 minutes but if a relationship should happen to turn that direction, all well and good Love to turn on the web cam and chat that way D&D free and expect the same. As of now I do smoke but trying to kick the habbit...its not been easy Perfer women that are under 5' 6" but if you dont mind a shorter man who am I to complain Love to spend time outside at the beach or lake, camping ,Hiking or laid back picnic's. Huge sports fan and loves to attend the local games. Romantic dinners either at home or out someplace are a must. I am a Chef but love to have someone cook for me for a change. I sit and wonder If you jogged backwards, would you gain weight? I think that Billy Joel married up, atta boy. I do drink and smoke, I am very shy and average looking, I like my women like I like my coffee. Cold and bitter. I am getting older so my wild oats have turned to shredded wheat! The trouble with life is there's no background music. I have been single since like 1990, I am Rude, Crude and Tattooed in a teddy bear sorta way. I Always try to remember that I am unique, just like everyone else, I am not a perfectionist. But I'm happy to say my parents were. I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it. I put the FU back in FUN. I like to kiss Australian style, its a bit like french kissing, but down under, I know Karate and 3 other chinese words. I also got some great news this month...I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Gieco,Every morning when I wake up I piss excellence, If I had a feminine side, I would try and touch it everyday. Everything is funny to me as long as it is happening to somebody else. Chastity is curable, if detected early. I Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. One of my favorite songs is Pina Coladas, My Favorite movies are Fast Times At Ridgemont High and Team America, I like the colors silver and blue, my favorite number is 3. Its a small world but i wouldnt want to paint it. I am very out going, I will try anything twice. Imitation is not the sincerest form of flattery. Stalking is, Never argue with a women when she is tired-- or rested. If you are born again, do you have two belly buttons? I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby. and please Lord save me from your followers. [/I][/COLOR]

My Ideal Person Fun and outgoing.Happy in there place in life and not looking for a handout. Independant and looking to explore all lifes sexual pleasures.
Whoever said 'nothings impossible' never tried to nail jell-o to a tree. We all were born naked, wet, and hungry....Then things get worse. I am looking for someone with curves, because I have no brakes, she should have no back hair and most of thier teeth, Thats a huge plus. She Should know some of the jingles from school house rock. If I happen to see her in the morning, on the toilet, I wouldn't run screaming, that would be the girl for me.
ESPN does not mean Divorce court. It would be super if you owned a trapoline if not, I will get ya one. The way to my heart is to wisper the word "Go Cowboy’s" softly and slowly in to my ear. She must be able to laugh and get what I am saying and must be pretty funny them selves. Someone If they needed a kidney transplant, I’d also throw in a bonus lung.You can laugh alone, but people will stare!
You are only as young as you feel, and I like feeling 18 yr olds. Men are from here, and Women are from way the hell over there. If love is blind,why is lingerie so popular? I want a girl who can make me vomit chocolate hearts, one who's farts smell like vanilla. Someone who is my best and only naked friend, And dont forget, sex has no calories.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
coming home and finding my lady on her kness between another
womans legs.Being made to sit i chair and just watch them
pleasure themselves before they let me join in

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, The stands at a sporting event, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
lol who hasent ...many fine women out there

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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