Is this the part where we are supposed to make a bunch of boastful, hard to believe statements about ourselves, the size of our genitalia and our sexual prowess? Well, here's the truth: We are sexual researchers currently working on perfecting a technique for fucking while running at full speed, inquire within. Didn't buy that? Okay. How about this: The fact of the matter is that we are just a couple of normal people who both enjoy the company of a sexy, intelligent and adventurous woman. If you fall into that category, feel free to say hello. We'd love to get to know you (provided, of course, and we can't stress this enough, that you or anyone else you want to participate in our fun [B]does not[/B] have a penis; that's a total deal-breaker).

My Ideal Person A former gymnast/Miss USA finalist/Rhodes Scholar nymphomaniac swimsuit model who, when not running her community outreach program, spends her days fighting social injustice, studying the Eastern art of tantric love and praying that a classy and discreet North Texas couple will seduce her mind, body and soul two or three times a month without getting too clingy. It said ideal, right? Or a 21-45 year old attractive, bright, hygienic and fun woman who enjoys drinks, good conversation and adult fun. No men and no couples please, we both like girls.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
90's Rock (STP, Soundgarden, Rage) Billy Joel to Black Sabbath, Aerosmith to Audioslave

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Massage, Discussing sex, sexual experiences and fantasies

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Kate Beckinsdale might just be the sexiest woman to ever
walk the face of the earth. Bright, witty sexy as hell and
that accent... Mila Kunis is sexy in a whole different way,
a dynamite, exotic little package with attitude and humor
(who could do the voice of Meg Griffin and not have a sense
of humor?). A smart sexy woman is the pinnacle of attractiveness.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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