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Articles by s0indifferentkk

s0indifferentkk 40 M
12  Articles
cheating   2/20/2013

A woman was in bed having sex with her husband's friend, when all of a sudden the telephone rings, she answers. After hanging up she says, ''That was Harry, but don't worry, he won't be home for a whi


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s0indifferentkk 40 M
12  Articles
bitten   2/20/2013

A man was in a bar all day and he had to use the bathroom. He was in there for a while, yelling, so the barmaid reluctantly went to the bathroom to check on him.

"Sir, what are you yelling a


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s0indifferentkk 40 M
12  Articles
Alien abduction   2/20/2013

Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner bar, when Ted walks in looking distressed. "Ted, you look awful. What's wrong?" Harry asks. Ted says, "Last night I got really drunk and I was abducted


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s0indifferentkk 40 M
12  Articles
muppet show   2/8/2013

What’s green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy? Kermit’s Finger


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s0indifferentkk 40 M
12  Articles
snowman   2/8/2013

What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman? Snowballs.


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s0indifferentkk 40 M
12  Articles
dirty talk   2/8/2013

What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment.


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s0indifferentkk 40 M
12  Articles
bingo   2/8/2013

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies? Bingo


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s0indifferentkk 40 M
12  Articles
loser   1/27/2013

A loser is having a hard time picking up chicks, so his well traveled friend takes him to a nightclub in Daytona where he tells him that he will score for sure. The loser enters the bar, sees his prey


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s0indifferentkk 40 M
12  Articles
ode to the dick   1/27/2013

Penis breath, a lover抯 dread. Is what you get when you give head. Unpleasent as it tends to be. Be grateful that he doesn抰 pee. It抯 times like this you wonder why. You bother reaching for his fl


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s0indifferentkk 40 M
12  Articles
blind guy   1/27/2013

A blind carpenter walks into a lumber mill and shouts out, "I am a blind carpenter and I need a job."

The foreman walks over to the blind carpenter and says, "If you're blind, how can you wor


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s0indifferentkk 40 M
12  Articles
first time   1/27/2013

So one time I was just thinking of stories to tell and I thought of one. I asked my friends "do you guys remember the first time". "Oh hell yeah they all say" so I抦 telling them about mine. So I say


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s0indifferentkk 40 M
12  Articles
adam and eve   1/27/2013

In the Garden of Eden, As everyone knows, Lives Adam and Eve, Without any clothes.

In this garden, Were two little leaves, One covered Adam's, One covered Eve's.

As the story goes on


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