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Oops I Did It Again  

CaptainDilfCT 40M
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1/22/2018 12:10 am
Oops I Did It Again


Yup. Typical me. Had a perfect opportunity to make something happen on Saturday night. And once again I didn't capitalize on. But now I have a story to share with you guys.

At my local gas station. Lady walks in with 2 friends. Smoking hot. Hourglass figure. Walking around, obviously looking for something.

Me: Hey. What are ya looking for?
Her: Cups.
Me, handing them to her: Here ya go Hun.
Her: Thanks sweetie. What are you up to tonight?
Me: Just going to chill at my buddy's house. Of course I don't have to....
Her: Oh? What happened to Bros before hos?
Me: Are you saying you're a ho? Because you look like a real classy lady. (She really did. Wasn't scantily dressed or have overdone makeup. Just real nice looking.)

It was at this point that it became my turn to pay for my items. So I did so and walked out. Halfway to my friend's house I thought to myself "You fucking idiot"


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